Purple is the new black, 40 is the new 30, and Mr. Clean is the new Justin Timberlake! Huh? Yup, you read that right! Clearing out clutter in your home can actually amp up your sex life and sexilicious sex factor. In this edition, we will be specifically focusing on your undergarments. Remember, everything is energy! Thoughts, things, and even intimate wear send out magical doododoots (my sound for energy waves being emitted) attracting comparable things.
Do you see where this is going? If you wear skeevy skivvies, you may attract a skeevy skuzball!! You wear icky bras, you feel icky about yourself. This is why so many gym clothes are sexy. Studies have shown that the hotter you look in your gym clothes, the better you feel, and the more motivated you are to maintain that sensation (and figure). Check out the latest article Adding Color To Your Workout for some great examples on sexy gym gear!.
The same is true for our undergarments. The sexier the items, the sexier we feel (for ourselves and our partner), the sexier we act, and the people we attract will be sexier (think Brad Pitt). Join us today to put you back on the sexy radar. Bringing Sexy Back is as easy as 1-2-3.
1) Challenge: Toss out at least 5 pairs of pathetic panties
Mantra (while discarding): I am cleansed and purified. I am one sexy bitch. I deserve the best in life.
Take a good look in your undergarment drawer. Is it hot or not?
Now, as a woman, I have a separate area in my undies drawer called “period underwear”. This is were I keep undies who are stained for “that time of the month”, but other than that, there should be no circumstance in which you wear them. Also, because we are only on our period a quarter of the month, at least three-fourths of our undies should be delectable. The majority of your intimates should be intimatable, not abominable. Check your undies and make sure you have at least a 3/4 to 1/4 hot to not ratio (ie: 30 scantilizing pairs to every 10 scuzzy pairs). I would even put the period undies in an entirely different section from your hot pants! Additionally, throw out those panties that are over-stretched, have elastic coming out, have rips, tears, holes, unflattering (squeeze you in all the WRONG places), and too child-like. A man might be uncomfortable getting busy with someone who wears hello kitty on her private parts, but you are a hot-ass woman with a hot ass. Start dressing like one.
Now for the boys, tighty whities are never considered sexy, nor undies that have skid marks and poop stains! Throw them out. You should by some boxers and some hot boxer briefs.
By doing this, you are feeling sexier throughout the day, and sending “dootadoots” that say you are ready to get your groove on, even if you are both the giver and receiver of this groove-on!
2) Challenge: Throw out 2 broke-ass bras, and donate 3 gently used ones
Mantra: I am fully supported. I am one sexy bitch. I deserve the best in life.
Throw out bras that don’t fit (either too big or small), are seedy, have under-wire that sticks out and stabs you, bras that are deformed (ones that make you look like you have torpedo boobies, Madonna cones, or otherwise), and bras that are floppy (no support).
For the bras, this is a double whammy. Not dressing up our boobies (our ultimate in feminine bits) will hinder us from feeling as pretty and sexy (inside and out) and will tell us that we don’t deserve to to be supported as well. Those bras are so lucky to be touching and holding up your bodacious boobies. Treat them like royalty and get those hooters some hot holsters!
We take it for granted that we have bras to wear everyday, when in reality, a lot of other countries view it as a luxury. In some parts of Africa and Haiti, 99% of women wish they could wear a bra, but can’t afford them. For the bras that are nice, but you never wear them, the following are great places to donate:
http://www.breasttalk.co.uk/bra-appeal/
http://www.brarecycling.org/about_us.html
Nothing is sexier than being helpful and generous so don’t hesitate to send some new bras too.
While you are at it, show your breasts that you care for their health and well-being by massaging them (or let your partner do it) and check for any unusual lumps. Instructions here:
http://www.prevenia.com/English/breast_self_exam.htm
3) Challenge: Discard at least 5 pairs of sad socks
Mantra: I move forward with confidence and ease. I put my best foot forward. I am one sexy bitch. I deserve the best in life.
Now, the Dalai Lama, Jesus, swiss cheese and wiffle balls are holy. Socks should not be holy. We need to get rid of our holy socks and mismatched misfits. The feet are very representative of moving forward in life. Put your best foot forward. Not one that has gaps, tears, and voids. Your feet help you feel grounded, supported and carry you all over the place. Give your feet some TLC. Buy those socks with Shea butter inside, get a foot massage, and throw away those socks that look like they had a run in with some wild beasts. Your feet and your life will thank you!
OK, my sexy de-clutterers, get cracking. The slightest willingness moves mountains. I can already see you getting hotter. Damn Gina! You go! Toss-and-reapet!
